FYI: My apologies
I wrote those facts at 4am, so excuse me if they appear seemingly dyslexic and typo-ridden.
You asked for it… 40 RANDOM FACTS ABOUT ME:
1. I’m DERANGED.
2. I’m Greek, but not “conventionally woggy.”
2. I’m somewhat a perfectionist.
3. I can be a real anal nerd (academically).
4. I can be loud and talk too much for my own good (when I don’t, I either: a) hate your guts b) cannot be fucked wasting my energy c) have better things to do d) on another planet in my mind).
5. One of the physically laziest people you’ll ever meet.
6. I have what my brother calls “Jew arms” since they’re the thinnest, tiniest, malnourished looking arms ever, which are way out of proportion with my body (don’t ask).
7. I play video games, but none of that World of Warcraft shit (survival horrors, zombies, etc….)
8. BUT also really girly.
9. Possess various random traits which contradict one another (so, in other words,.. I’m an absolute nutter).
10. According to some of my friends, I’m an “alcoholic”
11. I’m a (broke) shopaholic.
12. If you ever hurt me, or betray me, I will make your life a living hell. I will make you feel the guilt and let it consume you; you will wish you were never born.
13. I’ve kissed teacher’s asses my whole life (probably accounts for the ridiculously high ATAR I got in year 12).
14. I have a very “colourful” vocabulary.
15. STILL A VIRGIN AT ALMOST 20 AND I TAKE PRIDE IN IT (shit on all of dem 14 year old gangas) ehuehuehue. Totes savin’ my ‘gina, gurrrl.
16. I do not believe in GOD.
17. I’m fluent in sarcasm.
18, I fell for Jensen Ackles in 2005 when i was in grade 5 (BEFORE EVERYONE FELL FOR HIM. THEY STOLE HIM FROM ME :( )
19. I feel sorry for my boyfriend having to put up with the wonderful mess that is me (although we’re both crazy in our own ways).
20. I have an automatic serious, pissed off or sad natural facial expression, and then I will suddenly break out in goofy smiles.
21. Ginormous nose (thanks to mum and dad’s beaks).
22. I look like a clown in lipstick (big lips ain’t a picnic).
22. Twin brother (I’d like to think I’m the “hot” twin).
23. I’m very, very loyal to my friends.
24. I don’t smoke or do drugs and never will.
25. I’ve seen far too many movies, that I literally run out of things to watch.
26. Whenever I see a creep preying on a friend when I’m out, I become fiercely over-protective and make it my mission to repel them.
27. I always get blood noses *shakes fists*.
28. I have shit circulation and my hands are always cold (sorry in advance if you ever get a hand-job from me…I kid, I kid…)
29. I draw, have done artwork, and some of dat shit has been exhibited or sold.
30. My favourite meal is pan-fried crisp Atlantic salmon, with apple and avacado salad, drizzled in balsamic vinegar… like oh my… fuck me dead, sista.
31. I started writing a book a few years ago and never finished it fully because the painful, tedious publishing process and all that jazz, throws me off….
32. I’m either an emotional. obnoxious, loud and crazy or horny drunk. There are no in between categories.
33. If we share a mutual sense of humour (e.g. punful, wacky, perverted, etc), I will love you forever and it is inevitable that we will become buddies (unless I convert you first, mwahaha).
34. I have a crippling fear of spiders… (especially after the trauma of being trapped in a room by a monster of a spider dangling on top of the door frame).
35. I love dogs… and don’t have any of my own because of my dad won’t allow it :’(
36. My worst physical injuries have been “externally car related.” Allow me to explain… -I’ve had my own foot run over in my own driveway… -I’ve acquired a third degree burn on my leg from a car exhaust pipe and cooked a slither of my leg flesh (the stench of your own roasting flesh ain’t pretty) -I’ve also accidentally slammed my own finger on the boot of a car and had it trapped there. Therefore, I’ve come to the conclusion that I am a clumsy schmuck.
37. I’ve had pneumonia twice.
38. I used to be a pro at swimming, won several carnivals back in the day and then I quit because I was sick of waking up in the early am hours on Saturdays (see how lazy I am).
39. I’m a hopeless romantic.
40. I despise try-hards who believe Tupac will come back, use the terms “thug lyf”, and refer to all women as “bitches”. To me, those are the worst kind of people, and I do not associate with them at all. Also, if you’re a moron in general, there is a very high chance I will not like you :)